COMING SOON:
“AWAKENED“
The Silent Struggle of Influencers With Perfect Auras

From the creators of “Namaste & Blocked” and “I Healed Myself, Therefore I Coach,”
comes a raw, unfiltered (but aesthetically color-graded) look into the lives of spiritual influencers who suffer silently… with ring lights.

SYNOPSIS:
They rose from nothing, except privilege and 7-day retreat packages.
They spoke their truth, mainly in hashtags and passive voice.
They opened their hearts, until it got uncomfortable, then they went live instead.

Now, they face their greatest challenge yet:
maintaining inner peace while checking engagement analytics every 12 minutes.

FEATURING REAL MOMENTS LIKE:
• Whispering “trust the process” through clenched teeth
• Crying in a perfectly staged moonlit bathtub
• Receiving divine downloads while ignoring all text messages
• Emotionally crumbling during Mercury retrograde but blaming Saturn

STARRING:
• Soulfluencer Sage Moon—who was shadow banned (by the algorithm and her guides)
• Crystal Phoenix, whose aura no longer matches her brand palette
• And Divine Bro, who ascended so hard, he forgot his child support

CRITICS ARE RAVING:

“More powerful than a cacao ceremony gone wrong.”
“Finally… someone said it. Then softly deleted it and posted a reel.”
“I laughed. I cried. I bought a Himalayan salt lamp I didn’t need.”

STREAMING WHEREVER EGO MEETS ENLIGHTENMENT.
Bring tissues, a sponsored water bottle, and the quiet scream of your inner child.

#AwakenedTheDoc
#PerfectAuraPerfectChaos
#HealingButStillPosting
#CriedFourTimesForContent