(But Think You’re Ascending):

1. You say “everything is perfect” while ignoring all the actual sh*t.
   Your apartment’s on fire, your nervous system’s fried, but you’re smiling because… “alignment.”
   Sweetheart, that’s not peace. That’s spiritual dissociation.
   
2. You talk about sovereignty… but still wait for planetary updates from someone’s YouTube channel.
   “My guides said next week we’ll all activate.”
   Your soul said last lifetime you were supposed to unplug.
   
3. You say “I don’t watch the news”, but somehow still obey the soul trends like they’re gospel.
   Yes, we noticed. You’re not free. You’re just subscribed to a softer prison.
   
4. You call everything “energy”, especially when avoiding hard conversations.
   “It’s not that I ghosted you, it’s just the frequency shifted.”
   No, your emotional maturity did a backflip off the astral grid.
   
5. You think being triggered is someone else’s fault.
   You call it “projection,” but deep down… you just didn’t want to feel. Again.
   
6. You still care about being liked in the spiritual community.
   You’re not a rebel if you’re trying to “go viral” with your fake light post about authenticity.
   That’s just ego in a linen shawl.
   
7. You say you’re detached, but keep checking your twin flame’s shadow work blog at 3AM.
   We see you. So does the Matrix.
   
8. You confuse “not feeling anything” with enlightenment.
   That’s not stillness. That’s emotional flatline wrapped in pastel filters.

The Matrix isn’t just tech and money and systems.
It’s the performative spirituality that makes you feel superior while staying completely avoidant.

The ones really leaving?
They’re not talking about it.
They’re burning it quietly, bleeding it out, and walking like nothing’s owed to them anymore.

#StillInTheLoopButGlowing
#AscensionOrAvoidance
#MatrixLite™
#VibesWithoutVision