SPIRITUAL COUPLES THERAPY™
“When Two Light Beings Trauma Bond and Call It Union”

INTRODUCTION:
Congratulations on finding your mirror, twin, soulmate, or random human you met at a breathwork workshop who also thinks they were a high priest in Lemuria.

You’ve both done just enough healing to get triggered constantly, misread each other’s energy, and call it divine union.

This workbook will guide you through sacred tools like:

CHAPTER 1: “We’re Not Fighting, We’re Processing”
Learn to rebrand codependency as conscious communication.
Includes dialogue templates like:

“I feel your wound activating my wound, which means we’re growing, right?”
“Let’s take space… for six weeks… and also see other people, but with intention.”

CHAPTER 2: “Our Sex Is So Intense It Must Be a Mission”
How to mistake unresolved attachment trauma for sacred chemistry.
Bonus: Tantric eye-gazing while ignoring each other’s emotional unavailability.

CHAPTER 3: “Channeling Each Other’s Shadow”
How to call projection “spiritual alchemy.”
Learn to argue telepathically, then claim psychic fatigue as your boundary.

CHAPTER 4: “Integration = Avoidance with Vocabulary”
How to say “I’m not ready” while sounding enlightened.
Includes printable sacred silence excuses like:

“I felt your field was too much for my system”
“I had to realign my nervous system after your message”
“My guides said not to text you back.”

WORKBOOK ACTIVITIES:
• Draw your aura before and after your last fight
• Recreate your partner’s abandonment wound in interpretive dance
• Build a shared altar using only your unresolved issues and one Etsy candle

GRADUATION CERTIFICATE:
Upon completion, you’ll both realize:

“Maybe this isn’t union.
Maybe it’s just mutual projection in spiritual drag.”
But you’ll stay one more cycle, just to be sure.

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