(Because fury isn’t “on brand”)

SIGNS YOU’RE EMBODYING THE FAUX DIVINE FEMININE:

1. You whisper when you want to scream.
   Because rage is “unbalanced,” and being palatable is more important than being real.
   (Your ancestors did not hex colonizers for this.)
   
2. You perform softness like it’s a spiritual internship.
   You suppress your truth, call it “grace,” and collapse boundaries while lighting rose incense.
   
3. You say ‘flow’ every three sentences to hide the fact that you’re avoiding structure.
   Flow is great, until it becomes your excuse for chaos, indecision, and never finishing anything.
   
4. You post womb-healing rituals while ignoring the actual grief you’re storing in it.
   Newsflash: Yoni steaming won’t purge five generations of silence if you’re still scared to speak your truth online.
   
5. You worship softness as sacred, but judge fierceness as ‘wounded.’
   As if Kali would sit in the corner sipping lavender tea and whispering about boundaries.
   She wouldn’t. She’d burn your soul contract and hand you the ashes.
   
6. You think receiving = lounging in a silk robe, waiting for a man to spiritually awaken and text you back.
   No baby. Divine receiving is being so rooted in worth that silence from others sounds like freedom.
   
7. You call it “sacred feminine energy,” but it’s really just the personality you built after three heartbreaks and one Etsy altar.

The true Divine Feminine isn’t soft or loud.
She’s just too real to market.
And when she rises, she doesn’t ask permission.
She reclaims everything.

#DivineFeminineButMakeItReal
#RageWrappedInRoseOil
#SilkRobesCantSaveYou
#SheIsntAlwaysSoft