New Earth Transmission
Irony #15
The age of awakening is here.
Everyone is healing. by reposting quotes they don’t embody,
chanting mantras over deeply repressed emotions,
and microdosing spiritual superiority with turmeric lattes.
All pain is now rebranded as “divine discomfort.”
All red flags are labeled “soul contracts.”
And narcissists?
Just unintegrated mirror teachers sent by the Universe to help you find your worth
by losing it first.
Don’t trust your instincts,
trust the algorithm.
It knows which trauma workshop you need.
It’s sponsored.
Your aura is a brand now.
Your grief is a funnel.
Your body is a portal,
for content.
And if it all feels hollow?
Shhh.
That’s just your ego resisting your role as a light, coded influencer in a collapsing soul farm.
Smile.
It’s all happening for you.
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